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white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
by pentozali October 26, 2011
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White out

The astion of putting cocain down your urethra and mastibating onto someones face.
I gave a white out to my girlfriend yesterday.
by Stephen12332132423523 October 27, 2011
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Doing The Whites

When a man or woman performes a blowjob on top of the washing machine. The vibration makes the blowjob feel a lot better.
Honey, Why aren't we Doing The Whites. If we do, afterwards we can have intercourse and if your lucky, i might give you an Al Borland's Hammer.
by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011
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White Fob

This white fob just pisses me off.
by Mikedooey45600 November 23, 2021
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The Big White CO

A correctional officer who is a male hermaphrodite that hates rap music and loves to do the genital rub with men and women
The Big White CO just smashed my favorite Eminem CD.
by romancatholic500 November 24, 2021
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White stork

The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.
A. -I saw a white stork!
B. -Was it pretty?
A. -I guess so.
by Yamade November 23, 2021
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40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
by 40 year old May 17, 2023
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