I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019

Bag Wednesday

The Wednesday between Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday, celebrated by playing cornhole. Preferably at Penn-Ohio Cornhole.

I will be spending Bag Wednesday at Penn-Ohio, playing cornhole with family and friends.

by Siwel069 April 16, 2025

garbage bag day

In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.

Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.

by Wildus Billus December 31, 2017

Bag

Short version for trashbag or trash

-Yo have you seen that movie?
-Yeah, it was totally bag.

by BAAAAG May 17, 2019

big ol bag of dennis

Something or somebody who messes everything up and makes things difficult for somebody.

*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *

Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"

by discrook September 3, 2012