Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 05, 2017
The stumpy end piece of a fry, typically not having any holes. Specifically found at Chick Fil-A, they are extremely controversial. Many argue about whether they are better or worse then typical fries.
"Ewww, don't make me finish the butt fries. Even BBQ Sauce won't make them taste better."
Jayden handed Zeke a butt fry because he did not want to snack up on it.
"I love butt fries" Jonathan screamed
Jayden handed Zeke a butt fry because he did not want to snack up on it.
"I love butt fries" Jonathan screamed
by Ziggyp August 30, 2023
When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.
When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.
by messy bun2 November 04, 2022
A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.
by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022