Butt Pirate

When you sit on someones head and rip ass on their head.

We were sitting in gym and Charles pulled a Butt Pirate on me. I smelled like a fart all day long.

by Dark Lotuz April 12, 2010

butt

the thing where you poop out of

Person 1: Stop looking at his butt

by 123pooponmepeepeepee April 13, 2022

Wiggly butt

When your girlfriend can't wait any longer for sexual release and she starts to beg.

Honey I've got wiggly butt can we go now? If you're wiggly butt has got you so twitterpated why not just take your pants off here? I'm sure that will help the stress.

by cold clear light April 4, 2015

POOTY butt

A toot that’s a poop but it’s in your butt

Hey I got a pooty butt
Me too

by POOTY butt February 20, 2022

butt foul

When one tries to enter another's pooper, but does not succeed.

Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep

by anhelbaby785 April 26, 2016

Silly Butt

A euphemism for Diarrhea.

Ex. 1) Bro, can we pull into that gas station for a minute? I got really bad silly butt.

Ex. 2) Take it easy with that ice cream, Louise, lest you want silly butt.

by Solowin May 13, 2020

Butt-a-judge

1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary

Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.

by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021