Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out

Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real

by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020

Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020

ship-like

Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.

I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.

by someone from the internet October 23, 2020

national dress like delaena day

when you wake up the first and play your favorite pop smoke song, wear some J’s and be da little brown villain u are

it’s national dress like Delaena day dude we ain’t fuckin wit dat youngboy

by Dontgetsalty January 13, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023

Like yuh head shaking awa?

A Trinidadian colloquial term used when someone's sanity is in question.

Dan: I jus spend bout a 1000 on dis Spanish thing I meet in Sando.

Johnny: Dawg like yuh head shaking awa?

by GenesisExodus April 26, 2023