Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording

"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"

by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021

One Direction

A band that was formed on July 23rd 2010 on the X-Factor. They actually competed against another girl group band and lost, but people all over the world decided that wasn’t going to be the last of one direction and it wasn’t long before they were the most popular boyband in the world. They went on hiatus in 2015 and said it was only going to be for 18 months. But it’s been 5 years. They all insist they’ll get back together one day and directioners keep one direction alive. 5 years later and directioners are still everywhere.

One Direction is important to me.

by alien girl November 12, 2020

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

Nice one baby

Nays -wan -bebi

embarrassing and disgusting words of mother fucking gross asf lover in codm.

(you are a single player who just wants to play codm peacefully and happily, and then maya maya you open your mic then you hear two couples like)

Me : (open the microphone)
Toxic boy: nice one baby

Cringe girl: owshiii!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Me:( choose to restrain myself, trying to ignore this crap conversation)

by misterdam_foc May 7, 2021

The Dark Ones

When two orange tabby cats, particularly dark and/or homosexual in nature, are absolutely black about the food bowls when they go on the floor.

It’s 8:30, have you fed the dark ones yet?

by Hoodlummm February 15, 2025

One-Six

A "One-Six" is a code-phrase used by guys who decide to pee outdoors when there are more than enough opportunities to do so within a home or establishment. Peeing outdoors is one of the great advantages of being a man. The term was jointly established by two cousins who were very drunk one night and has since spread throughout the American South. While sitting on the back porch, one cousin stood up and made his way to the edge of the back porch and began to pee. The other cousin asked, "Jeeze man, does she know how much you pee off her back porch?" "Nah, man she only knows about it one sixth of the time." "AAHahah... the ONE-SIX!!!"

Wife: "Hey babe... Wha What are you... Damnit Hank, ANOTHER One-Six!!?
You: "Don't hate me cause I can, Baby. Don't be jealous; God made us all the way we are."

You stand up at a party and head for the front door:
"oh, you have to pee? Someone just walked out of the bathroom."

"Nah, its feels great outside. I'm just gonna One-Six it."

by One-Six'er July 12, 2019