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flat ass goat face

by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017
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you double-faced entendre

A person who has two completely different sides essentially one being a angle and one being a devil
Credits from Oliver Tree at interview with Genius
by An Oliver tree fan boi March 7, 2023
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Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks
by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019
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resting bitch face grill

The resting bitch face grill (RBF grill for short or commonly referred to as the angry grill) is an after market accessory commonly placed on Jeep JK's and more recently JL and gladiator models that are custom built for Mall crawling. The purpose of this grill is to give the Jeep a more aggressive look thereby giving the owner a confidence boost equivalent to 1.5 inchs of penis growth, but in reality they usually just end up giving the Jeep the appearance of a baby manta ray.
Does that Jeep have down syndrome?

No that's just a resting bitch face grill.
by Dances With Whiskey February 7, 2020
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Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
by Maxctran May 26, 2016
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The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.
Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.
by BuRnZy187 September 7, 2014
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dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.
You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!
by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 17, 2020
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