Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

by Jhgdt May 29, 2021

Napoleon Cock-Plex

A personality complex that consists of boastful behavior and exaggerated claims to compensate for feeling small or inferior below the belt.

Alex bought truck nuts and removed his muffler on his truck, this is indicative of his Napoleon Cock-Plex.

Or : Thomas told this story to a group of females about a time he was intoxicated a decade ago, to make up for the fact that he is unemployed and has a Napoleon Cock-Plex.

by MackDiesel3 August 11, 2021

Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021

Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks

A baby daddy who can’t afford child support because he spent all of his money on Ricky Martin concert tickets and haircuts at Bo-Rics with his dad.

After that $10 cut and blow-out, he looked creepy like a Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks profile pic on Tinder.

by LiesTacosSpyderShirts4Life June 11, 2021

Caveman Cock Ring

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.

Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring

by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021

Ku Cocks Klan

I'm not quite sure how you came up with this, but just picture a guy in a ghost costume with his dick out, setting a wooden penis on fire.

A: Ku Cocks Klan
B: What the fuck did you just say?

by Blockly806 November 24, 2021

ROBO COCK SMOKER

ANY SMOKE VAPE IS A ROBOT DICK

My buddy loves his ROBO COCK SMOKER(Vape)
Damn apple watermelon cock smoke is nasty...

by Billyz May 28, 2023