I cup one mug

Where you get a cup and shit in the mug and mix flour and the ingridients to make a instant brownie in a mug

Did Juan make that i cup one mug?

by 000111stinkyfarts January 21, 2022

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.

“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.

“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

No one cares

A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.

Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged

by Qi_87 May 22, 2022

ONS

ons is short for "on soul". basically another way of saying on god or on me.

"she is always starting shit."
"ons"

by hyolynsqueendom May 24, 2022