Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.

Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.

by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011

butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.

I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.

by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010

Butt Fucker

The guys who come over when you're mom is gone and your dad is lonely

Alt Definition:
A person or object that pisses you off
Alt Definition 2: A person who makes you feel like you just had unlubricated sex via the Anus

Man she is being a real Butt Fucker today.

by Penial dism July 22, 2021

Butt Turkey

A term of endearment you only use with your closest friends.

Aww ya Butt Turkey, I just love ya!

Dineen is the cutest Butt Turkey

by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021

Butt shut

Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.

I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.

by Militianygrrl February 28, 2023

Butt Fuck Games

Vulgar alternative to Shenanigans used in the armed forces, usually highlighting irresponsible, dishonest, and stupid behavior with the promise of penance.

Oh so you guys wanna play butt fuck games? that's okay, we'll fix it, i can play too...

by Pvt Parts August 28, 2025

butt-cushion

a chair

"hey can yuou pass me a butt-cushion?"
chair flies across the room

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021