Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Stow ‘N Go

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates into the condom inside of their partner and leaves it behind inside of said partner.

The second I was done I got right out of there and it was a real Stow ‘N Go situation.

by YeOldSaltyPirate June 14, 2024

Going D&D

1. (noun) - the state of wasting good material from an awe-inspiring, heart tearing, plot heavy show/ story

2. (idiomatic expression) - when a show/ story has the potential to conclude using its rich characters to build intricate plots out of their complex motives, but the writers choose to utilize weak motives for important scenes.

This show is going D&D. They missed an opportunity to give the main character a good reason to drink by the balcony.

What type of motive is Kuvira's during the last two seasons of Legend of Korra?! The writers were going D&D to wrap the show up quickly!

by Silence DoBurn August 13, 2019

I am going to fly a lot

Quick trip down to Mexico

I am going to fly a lot because Latin America is unseasonably hot this time of year.

by Player action November 29, 2022