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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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roughing off

I was roughing off in math, but was only halfway finished when my teacher stopped me and made me focus on the classwork.
by your_secret_admirer April 8, 2012
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Off Tha Henny

Common phrase used by Jalen Aguiniga which means "stupid".
Damn bruh you're using the titan? You off tha henny!
by chubskinocapoffthahenny October 23, 2018
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Stuck off the realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants.
Stuck off the realness at the Hawks for 2024 New Year’s Eve party!

-Hawk S 14101 autumn
by Hawk S 14101 autumn December 12, 2023
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Pop off queen

Have you seen Mandip Gill’s old Instagram? Pop off queen
by Bro fr fr April 8, 2022
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spell-off

A duel in which two people try to out-spell the other.
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp had a spell-off recently, Johnny Depp came on top.
by Unnfunny June 22, 2023
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Perving off you

"I miss perving off you" what is mean I have got text from my friend
by Jennifer 36 March 20, 2017
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