White Noise

2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.

"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."

by Archomp October 10, 2020

white for life

A Crazy Ass White Boy From Soddy By God Daisy Who Lives A "Fuck It Im Winging This Shit Lifestyle." Aka Jap/Justin/Daddy! Im Too White To Ride A Bike!

Y'all Remember When That Crazy Ass White For Life Fucker Wrecked His Ol' Ladies Car Into A Tree Doing 80 Mile An Hour With No SeatBelt And Got Out And Walked Away?

by WhiteForLife Payne October 15, 2020

white bitch wasted

Blackout drunk; drunk to the point of motor function failure

Grant: bro, let’s go to that darty. I’m tryna get white bitch wasted
Noah: yeah bro, I got shots on deck

by Borgku October 17, 2020

White Trophy

The act of a woman executing oral sex while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and ejaculating at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.

Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini 2 on her now?

by tigerwarrior October 17, 2012

White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.

Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.

by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012

White Shot

Having a group jerk into a shot cup and having a woman drink it.

Jenny was so tipsy at the bar she was forced into taking a white shot.

by noob attacker of doom January 5, 2013

White-ing

Whining or complaining about something that's a recurring problem to a group of people knowing no one will listen or do what that person will say. It sounds like that person will never stop bitching.

Teacher: rant rant rant*
Student:Mrs.White stop white-ing you do this every class!

by RastaMan703 October 7, 2012