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last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)
by JusLar April 27, 2011
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I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.
by tellthetruth February 28, 2008
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I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
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i love you <3

what julian does to lauren
LMFAO
Julian-I love you <3
Lauren- Fuck off asshole
by X31059936 December 9, 2008
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I Like Your Scarf

A line used to pick up cute German boys with the underlying intent to sleep with them. Said cute German boy must reply with the line "I like your shoes." in order to let the pretty tourist know he wants to sleep with her too.
Erica: "I like your scarf!"
Lenny: "I like your shoes!"

Erica and Lenny get it on**
by EuroBound October 16, 2009
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at least i had a go

to everyone goes out on the piss, gets so drunk you spew all over yourself or wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, wakes up next to someone and thinks ''what the fuck was i thinking'', wakes up in a cell, wakes up thinking who the fuck was that bloke i was talking to all night, who go on trip away and break out in a rash from too much goon.

There is an explanation to your actions and its ''AT LEAST I HAD A GO''
wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, BUT at least i had a go
by HaveAGo December 9, 2009
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I choose you pikachu!

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

Although usually one addresses the pokemon first, this phrase has been adapted in modern culture.
by dominatrixxx April 28, 2011
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