Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
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