Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER

Your mom is my sugar mommy

by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020

Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

by Command C Command V February 19, 2020

Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need

Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"

by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020

your not on piss

Means your a pussy

'Bruv your not on piss'

by BigD12 March 12, 2020

Your mom

Fat

"your mom fat"
"no bully"

by grandma lily March 23, 2020

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

On Your Rocket

When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen

"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"

by 2North February 13, 2012