The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Router Wars

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet

Wanna play some router wars?

by 99Ninety September 19, 2020

War Elephant

War elephants are beasts trained for close combat in Ancient times. They could be a menace to enemy cavalries, trampling soldiers and spooking horses. However they could be scared off by excruciating pain and flaming pigs. Lord of the Rings and Primal are movies/shows that show war elephants.

Man those war elephants in lord of the rings were cool
Yeah! The ones in Primal were rad aswell

by 🦖🦕🦣🦏🦤🦬🦌🐘🐆 November 13, 2022

War ghoul

People and groups who build up national security threats so they can profit off conflict, either financially or politically.

The war in Ukraine has those war ghouls in Raytheon foaming at the mouth.

by XwedodahParty April 29, 2022

Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

by LordHookie April 13, 2022

Fratricidal war

It means when one is killing their own family or society members of the same group.

Brothers killing each other for the throne led to fratricidal war.

by AZRAEL34 March 7, 2022

Halo Wars

A RTS game by Ensemble Studios for the xBox 360. I7 takes place in 2525 (2 + 5 = 7) wi7h 7he glassing of Harvest, the first planet to be glassed in the Halo timeline.

I love playing Halo Wars.

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021