Wake And Cake

Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' Wake and Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid wake and cake.

by jaSDIZLe April 14, 2014

wake the white wolf

A neckbeard bitching out.

Watch out for that neckbeard, he's gonna wake the white wolf.

by Magic Daddy September 5, 2019

Fake Wake

The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.

8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:

Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.

by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009

goon wake up time

the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)

man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?

by thatolemiss nigga November 12, 2009

katie wakelin

Katie is not the best person in the world she would rather eat nutella at home on her own rather than go out to play, she also loves to eat ice-cream along with brownies. She has a lot of flubber lubber. She likes to hang around friends and have a laugh but dont be drawn in by her laugh she is a sour girl inside she will kick your dick in so it hurts

That katie wakelin she'll kick your dick

by Mohsin hashmi February 24, 2017

skate the wake

Another way to say wakeskating ..

Yo the lake is butter smooth .. sponsored by windex. Lets go skate the wake

by Grizzy Grass August 1, 2007

Wake up call

You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."

(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"

by Peter Vyzinkar January 12, 2009