Twilight zone

A creepy ass shoe that scared the living fuck out of me as a child

The twilight zone is fucked

by Arden kelly November 2, 2019

Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.

John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*

by sylvita999 December 7, 2011

Twilight

Some backwater fangirl's overblown schlick fantasy.

Twilight is designed to give you a lady boner. No exceptions.

by The Golden Fack August 15, 2013

Twilight

A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing

Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares

by Just Karen November 7, 2019

Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 9, 2020

twilight face

You have a twilight face when you are: bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded,retarded and stupid,the cast of twilight or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)

Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!

Me: She's got a constant twilight face!

by 1234567yyy February 29, 2012

Twilight

A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.

Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022