the Big Green Tractor

While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips

“Yo what happened to you homie?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the Big Green Tractor.”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy March 16, 2019

San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.

Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

by IUD or IED? May 5, 2020

Cut the traitor

What you say to trespassing loitering assaultist refugees when asked for prime Ministership

Cut the traitor is a confined historical punishment for treasonable crimes

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Subtle Curry Trait

Little things that curry eating people living abroad can identify with; for example the smell of curry on your hands even after you wash your hands, parenting hacks, wedding hashtags, bolly humour

Well that is a subtle curry trait I’m proud of .

by indiannomadinthemaking December 11, 2022

on the tractor

when someone is riding a farmer

"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"

by edenismeatbeaten January 5, 2023

The Cosby Tautology

Cosby drugged you or Cosby didn't drug you. Either way your ass hurts and your underwear are on backward for some reason.

or

Cosby will absolutely drug you...

Don't accept that drink man... that man has the Cosby tautology in his eyes.

by bingobango_22 January 13, 2023

Jack Chick Tract

A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.

How many Jack Chick Tracts have you found on your walks today?

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023