chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016

double toker

When that one asshole doesn't pass the bong and takes another hit.

That bitch is a double toker, puff puff pass hoe!

by Bootheduck June 28, 2016

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

Ronja Tober

Ronja Tober is the definition of fancyness. She is a party person and you have to take her out. She is always a good person to have a lil chitchat with. Place some Kpop around her and she is going to melt people's faces off with awesome dance moves

Ronja Tober is a dirty daddy

by Alishö January 7, 2018

tennessee taser

When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.

Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.

by Beastman32 February 1, 2018

Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.

“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”

by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019