bonnet chicken

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.

Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!

by Zizzle December 25, 2018

sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.

Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!

by jackemmebob24 December 7, 2012

horny chicken

when someone is horny and their moans sound like a chicken squaking

or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded

"You saw what Emin did in class?"
"Yeah dude he kept squaking like a horny chicken".

by carnette September 23, 2023

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018

Chicken Brick

A flat track roller derby starting position characterized by all blockers lining up directly in front of the jammer line.

Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.

Did you watch any of the regional tournaments this year? Ugh... just chicken brick after chicken brick. When are they going to go back to actually playing roller derby?

by PurpleNinjaGirl October 1, 2011

Chumpy chicken

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014

chicken cutlet

A summertime move on the beach, in which, during varginal intercourse, the male "breads" his hog on the sand and re-inserts his penis into the vagina...thus completeing the chicken cutlet

That bitch deserved the chicken cutlet, because she gave me a toothy blowjob!

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003