Pounding Bad Jerky

The act of having sexual relations with skanks, tramps or women who are easy.
Dude you better lay off pounding bad jerky, or you will be sorry.
by juciedupandsloppy July 17, 2012
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fuck bitches by the pound

To fuck a total # of bitches to were at the end of the year you hit your total pussy pound number.
I have 467892 fuck bitches by the pound this year.
by Wtf420 April 03, 2017
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Pounding grape-ache

The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.
Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!
by Heifers still anonymous November 22, 2011
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pounded the pee hole

Another phrase used for excessively having sex with a female partner.
Nino: Did you see Candace last night?
James: Yeah she came over and I pounded the pee hole like no other...
Nino: Word
by Stizzi December 11, 2015
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pound my sod

"Pound my sod" or "sod pounding" is a formal name for the act of male masturbation.

Despite popular belief, this term was not invented by Ryan Sheckler and was taken mainstream but a much more brilliant mind. It gained significant popularity when the Instagram account @sodpoundingbulldog gained over 100 followers.
Did you see Ryan yesterday? I called him and all he said was "I'm pound my sod so good dude" for literally an hour straight.
by sodpoundingbulldog March 31, 2017
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Pound Rice cakes

1. The act of giving anal to an Asian (Verb)
2. The act of aggressively eating a whole bag of rice cakes (Verb)
1. Yo, dude, when I went to Japan this summer and spent 90% of my time pounding rice cakes.
2. Yo, dude, my mom didn't go grocery shopping so I had to pound rice cakes for dinner.
by tillymynilly September 20, 2016
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7 pounds of shit

luki106 on 12.19.2022 about to make the funniest joke the entire LCP community has ever heard
''7 POUNDS OF SHIT UNDER YOUR FLOORBOARDS''
by 7pounder March 17, 2023
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