Rape

Over the past few years, this word has begun to change meaning. Previously, rape was when somebody sexually assaulted another person (regardless of gender)

However, now rape can be many things (according to feminists)
Here is a list;
Body contact (male)
Eye contact (male)
Looking at someone (male)
Making someone feel uncomfortable (male)
Being male (male)
Having opinions different to feminists (male)
Hearing your mum insult someone
Not being a feminist (male)

Breathing the same air as someone (male)
"Manspreading" aka sitting down (for males)
Explaining something (male)
Existing (male)
Checking if a women is ok (male)
Arresting a female (male)
Using well reasoned arguments (male)
Walking within a metre of someone (male)
Expressing emotion (male)
"Being oppressive" aka living normally (for males)
Thinking (male)
Cheating on someone (male)
Being cheated on (male)
Dumping someone (male)
Moving (male)
Having a sex life (male)
Entering a "male free zone" (male)

Please feel free to contribute to this list

Now I need my safe space to drink my male tears

Karen: That man raped me!
Police officer: What did he do?
Karen: He thought about women!
Police officer *gasps*

Police officer: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, MALE SCUM

by Not A Feminazi January 06, 2019

Line Rape

To penetrate into a line without notice, successfully embedding oneself into the line.

Ted: 'Dude, this line is long!'
Ben: 'Wanna line rape it?'

by kev May 04, 2014

ad-rape

(Noun and verb)

What happens to you when you watch a TV show online and they force you to watch an ad every 5 mins.

You watch a 40min show and you are shown 8 ads (worst if they are the same). You feel ad-raped from being forced to watch these ads. You say "I hate this ad-rape".

by AgeKay April 26, 2009

inbox rape

the act of opening your email and seeing multiple emails from the same address. most commonly alert emails.

Me: Fuck me, 720 emails
You: 720 emails dood, shits crazy! you subscribe to too much porn
Me: nah dood, i have been inbox raped by Facebook and Freecycle.
You: Wurd, that sucks bro.

by ItsSkeemofu March 06, 2011

Timeline Rape

When a friend on the popular social-networking website 'Facebook', frequently posts (or tags you) on your Timeline with content that obviously elicits your approval (or otherwise useless content) in an effort to gain your attention, publicize your relationship, or to simply annoy you.

Abraham Lincoln (Status Update)
"Go Wildcats!"
2 hours ago

Ulysses S. Grant likes your status "Go Wildcats!"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Wildcats beat Jayhawks
Ulysses S. Grant tagged you in a post: "Gettysburg address. -- with Abraham Lincoln"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Gettysburg Address- Full Speech
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Feline Fetishes

//Good ol' Abe doesn't need to call out Ulysses for this incident as all their mutual friends can clearly see without a doubt, this instance of Timeline Rape.

by someguyinanambulance October 08, 2012

Bubble Rape

The act of invading someones personal space with out their permission to do so.

"Dude, Devin totally just bubble raped Bo..."

"Yeah, his finger was all up in his grillz!"

by Hellan Keller December 17, 2009

Capital Rape

The act of exploiting the Caps Lock or Shift Key in manners it wasn't ever meant to be used for, such as randomly capitalizing letters, typing in all capitals, adding more symbols or figures than necessary, or not using it at all.

lYk OmG i lUv kYlE hE tHe BeSt EvAr KyLe aN jEnNy 4-EvA!

totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LYK 2DA I WENT 2 DA MAL WITH KRISTIN MY BST GRL IN DA WRLD WUZ SO FUN!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~looK aT mE, aint iT cuTE wHen i tYpE wItH tHe ShApEs?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

i dont need 2 typ rt im 2 hottt 4 dat shit lol

by Koma April 16, 2005