"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."
by Vegan Carnivore September 05, 2006
The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
by Qwibby June 24, 2014
An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.
I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.
by sexfiend4876259046 November 11, 2010
It is needed for steaming your guinea pig.
by mr. mere bohnen August 31, 2009
When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on
when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole
by Dave Klein August 17, 2005
The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.
I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday
by VanMan423 July 11, 2003
by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2009