Second generation lesbian

A woman who begins to live as (or identify as) a lesbian after experiencing one or more heterosexual relationships.

After 2 failed marriages, 6 kids, and a lot of unhappiness, Sandra gave up on men, changed teams and became a second generation lesbian.

by GoddessoftheNet July 28, 2016

Second Hand Text

The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.

Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.

by momzadork May 14, 2010

Second-Light Syndrome

This occurs when you are driving on the street and your mind looks past the first traffic light to the second one, thus resulting you driving through a red light because you see the green one ahead. The brain's subconscious is focused on the second green light ahead as opposed to the red light you are about to pass through. It happens more frequently when the lights are close together.

TOM: Yo man, slow down you are about to blow through that light.
CARL: Sorry man, thanks for telling me, I didn't even see it. I was suffering from second-light syndrome.

by Tim Regan November 15, 2009

5 Seconds of Summer

5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not a fucking boyband) who enjoys teasing their fans and seeing them suffering. It consists of Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, and Michael Clifford.

5 Seconds of Summer also called as 5sauce

by Ash5soAsh March 29, 2019

30 Seconds To Mars

The most kickass amazing band to ever happen EVER. Contains sexy singer/guitarist Jared Leto, cute guitarist Tomislav "Tomo" Milicevic, and super orgasmic drummer Shannon Leto. They're mind blowing.

OMG! 30 SECONDS TO MARS IS SO AMAZING, MIND BLOWING, ORGASMIC, AND AWESOME!

by Warr; January 24, 2010

5 second rule

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible

Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.

by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

five second rule

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005