Make Paper

Killing Trees

Marsha over in accounting always likes to make paper when reading her emails. Can you believe she prints them out every time? She's really killing a lot of trees by doing that

by nobodynobodyanonymous June 30, 2010

fly paper

A funny prank to play at a party or office restroom.
Take a shit, wipe your ass with the toilet paper without ripping it off, then CAREFULLY roll it back up. Flies will swarm to it. (effectively your conventional fly paper)

Paul fly papered Precilla's bathroom when she refused to give him head; and then left.

by MEZ178 January 06, 2008

paper mate

A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident

Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.

by Wildthing June 26, 2013

Paper Baggin' It

the act of masturbating into a brown paper bag.

Dude my girlfriend is in cal for the week, so you know I'm paper baggin' it

by BriedeS September 14, 2010

paper waster

A person that uses the paper towels, when given the choice of using the air dryer or paper towels in a public restroom.

There are so many people that choose to use paper towels instead of the air dryer to dry their hands, what a bunch of paper wasters.

by Chew75 August 21, 2012

Crapmas Paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapping paper

It took me two hours to wrap this gift with this dollar store crapmas paper

by grandmasterB December 23, 2009

PAPER CLIP

PAPER CLIP - People Against People Echoing the Rhetoric (Conservatives, Liberals, and Independents for Peace).

Wear a PAPER CLIP if you support peace and unity in America regardless of your political identity because you're sick of hearing the same old stupid rhetoric from ALL sides.

Safety pin? No, I'm going to wear a PAPER CLIP because I'm sick of all the demagogues telling me what to think, how to feel, and what to do.

by Slerotin November 15, 2016