Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.
person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!
by CA dream'in August 20, 2009
by browneyes August 25, 2006
The land where all your lies go. Whenever you tell a lie it becomes a reality in the parallel universe of apparently land. The larger your apparently land is, the more you lie.
by ConorJ February 09, 2011
1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.
2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.
2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.
Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.
Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.
Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.
by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006
When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 04, 2010
(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)
When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."
"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
by sprtkus February 20, 2011
A f**ked up last name that can ruin even the most simplistic task due to the apostrophe and space within its spelling.
by True facts are true January 19, 2018