Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned

I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out

by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019

Guitar hello

Polish greeting, used by proud poles.

-Guitar Hello!
-Hey Knee!
-God, Honor, Homeland
-Elbow, heel there is no customer!

by dobrepomaranczowe December 6, 2016

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024

Tuning his guitar

Wackin it

Tommy's in there tuning his guitar.

by Hillarea June 13, 2022

guitar band wars hero

The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.

Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?

I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.

Kool.

by bPlague7 March 28, 2012

Fast Guitars

A bunch of misfit golfers

Look at those Fast Guitars, yet another double bogey

by USG Association August 3, 2024