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sit down blackout

When one gets home from work sits down and drinks until he or she blacks out.
by Poopiepoo69 May 26, 2018
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National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
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Urban Sitting

A recreational activity consisting of sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the city. Particularly in a heavily traveled area so you may interact with the indigenous people.
Dude 1:"Dude, urban sitting tonight!?"
Dude 2:"I'm down! Grab some chairs!"
by copymaster114 November 14, 2011
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Sit Arounds

To sit around a plate (with drugs on it - usually mdma or cocaine) in a group.

Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.

Often happens before going out.

Not to be confused with 'afters'.
We are just at 'sit arounds', come over.

I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
by Linkimo August 20, 2023
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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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