blonde

the hottest hair colour on girls

man: did you see that blonde girl. she was so fit

by imsadokayleavemealone November 12, 2022

blonde-ish

When someone's hair is half blonde

Chloe is blonde-ish

by $węęt August 24, 2016

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023

Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.

Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!

by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009