Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
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When a man and a woman essentially switch places sexually (hence the term "switcheroo"); the man does not include his dick in the sexual act, but rather takes a strap-on cock in the ass from the woman. Note the "big" in the term. There is a difference between a "big switcheroo" and a generic switcheroo. A generic switcheroo is simply a male individual taking a strap-on in the ass from one (or more than one, Jesus, I'd hate to be that dude :/) female. For it to be called a "Big Switcheroo," the act itself is much like the generic switcheroo, BUT before the act occurs, there is a formal ceremony in which the man and woman partake in, that switch each others roles in spirit for the next hour. This ceremony verifies the soon-to-happen act as "big". Traditionally, a flock of Doves is released from a basket immediately following the ceremony. However, in southern states of the United States, Big Switcheroo-ers tend to prefer freeing a flock of cocks from a cage (no pun intended).
Guy: Hey babe, you ready for tonite? The Big Switcheroo! ;P
Girl: mm, yeah babe, did you call the dove-releaser guy and set up an appointment for us?
Guy: Oh fuck, babe I thought YOU said you would handle the scheduling with the dove-releaser? Now it's, it's ruined! It's just going to be a switcheroo :(
Girl: I'm so mad at you I'm going to strap-on the fuck outta you right now. "Big" switcheroo or generic.
Girl: mm, yeah babe, did you call the dove-releaser guy and set up an appointment for us?
Guy: Oh fuck, babe I thought YOU said you would handle the scheduling with the dove-releaser? Now it's, it's ruined! It's just going to be a switcheroo :(
Girl: I'm so mad at you I'm going to strap-on the fuck outta you right now. "Big" switcheroo or generic.
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2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.
3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.
2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.
3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.
1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.
2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.
3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.
2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.
3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.
by kookaburra September 17, 2010
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RAGE: Tell her to stfu, we need to practice.
SwitcH: I can't!
RAGE: Does she put out? :o
SwitcH: Sometimes.
RAGE: GAWD YOU'RE FAT. AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS PJ NIEGSCH ANYWAY?
RAGE: Tell her to stfu, we need to practice.
SwitcH: I can't!
RAGE: Does she put out? :o
SwitcH: Sometimes.
RAGE: GAWD YOU'RE FAT. AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS PJ NIEGSCH ANYWAY?
by Yammins January 5, 2009
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