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Firefighter's Wish

Catching someone on fire and then ejaculating on them to put it out.
Rick Dick Wick gave me a Firefighter's Wish last night. It was SO painful yet enpowering.
by BouncyBunnies March 9, 2026
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Firefighter's Wish

You light someone on fire and ejaculate on them to put it out.
Last night, Johnny gave me a firefighter's wish. I feel so much better now.
by BouncyBunnies March 9, 2026
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Schroeder's Wish

A wish so powerful, a person dedicated their entire life just to achieve it
"I will be a millionaire, I don't care if it take 50 years of blood and tears!"

"Wow buddy, that's Schroeder's Wish for ya!"
by ShallowWaters January 2, 2026
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Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024
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