suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

Suicidal Person

A perfect definition of myself.

A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.

Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.

Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.

Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.

by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022

suicidal dick

When you tape a knife to your dick and penetrate her

*penetrates with a knife*
*Girl dies from blood loss*
That's how you do the suicidal dick

by Emoney has blsc March 4, 2022

Infuriated suicide

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.

I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise

by FakeFace July 8, 2021

Suicidal Squidward

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares

Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta

by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021

Suicide BJ

A magical experience when someone completes the Paqui one chip challenge and gives the most fire BJ ever (pun intended)

Suicide BJ…….enough said

by TeeJ2319 August 15, 2021

Romantic Suicide

The act of willfully falling for someone to the extent all other interests pale in comparison. When you fall for someone and no longer wish to go after anyone else.

(This is in no way meant to romanticize suicide if you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or are at risk please reach out and help them or yourself get access to appropriate services.)

"I think you've effectively committed Romantic Suicide"
"How you feel would be Romantic Suicide"

by Hopelesslysurviving November 27, 2022