Stupid hurts

The universal law of natural consequences. Especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and retards.

You admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won't listen. Child eventually flies off bed, proceeds to headbutt the adjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. An extended moral lecture is not required just the wry exclamative "Stupid hurts!"

by Stu Evans November 15, 2007

stupid steven

A person with an extreme condition of stupidity and uses drugs occasionaly

stupid steven-hey bubba wanna climb trees andmasturbate?!?!!!

Guy 1-there he goes..again...

Guy 2-yup..

by Guythedogyyy July 20, 2016

stupid megan

Means that Megan is stupid and can’t clean her nickers and needs some self control

Your such a stupid megan

by Hekaiw December 14, 2017

cock-stupid

A male thinking with the brain below his waist.

A sexy female can make a man do anything when he goes cock-stupid.

by Annika October 19, 2004

stupid asshole

what kyle calls cartman

"cartman your a stupid asshole"

by deenie July 27, 2004

stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.

by Newman S. December 17, 2011

Stupid Fuck

A neanderthal who doesn't get that just because you have a stupid friend, it doesn't mean you have to top his autism. See "how to be held up 6 ft by your fucking balls by a taken girl". Also see "how to out autist your friend who got fucked up by an ugly depressed emo girl".

"No no, but Lucas said if i wait long enough, i'll get my chance! His stupid manager's boyfriend said so!" - stupid fuck

by Rupert Pupkinn March 10, 2017