apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point

I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick

by poppamoon9999 March 4, 2011

stick squished

When a male had his penis squished in an origice that is tight.

Dude, Jimmy Nutwood is gettin stick squished by that nubile blonde.

by Jeff123Jeff October 6, 2018

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014

Fudge sticks

A word to say instead of f*ck.If you are sacred to say f*ck then say fudge sticks😄

Emma:ahhh fudge sticks I stubbed my toe
Charlotte:ooo shame

by Emmarrrrrr April 17, 2020

Quentin stick

An 8' piece of doweling used to keep Quentin Tarantino out of bars featuring the works of local film makers.

Tod: "This festival is going well. Lots of interesting new ideas."
Nick: "Oh man, here comes Quentin. Get the Quentin stick."
Tod: "Get out of here Quentin."

by bloopproof May 7, 2010

stick job

Something that really hurts

"I can give you a stick job, but it really hurts"

by OscarMG December 19, 2007

Nigger Stick

A metal or wooden stick used to put in windows to keep the niggers from stealing your belongings/money.

We have 3 windows in this place but only one has a nigger stick that will fit in it. We will need to but 2 more nigger sticks then.

by roblofosho October 31, 2009