goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.

Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.

by elle_bow July 27, 2010

Squishee

An old person, espescially one that has become saggy and, well, squishy.

I would have been here earlier, but I got stuck behind a Squishee doing 45 in a 60 zone.

by Dean Bolton February 21, 2009

Squich

The skin area between your anus and your Testicles/Vagina. also known as an Grundle.

I'm gonna fuck your bitch and maker her lick my Squich.

by GucciousGanglious July 16, 2018

squisher

squisher = the best guy ever

shiznizzle is the best squisher

by SHIZNIT December 23, 2003

squishy

A name for a friends lil sis.... usually designated whilst drunk.

"I shall call you squishy from now on!"
"Hey Squishy what's up?"

by Mickie June 27, 2004

squishoid

Crushed, mangled, smashed, compacted with sudden great force - innards and / or endtrails busting forth, and oozing out. Fresh roadkill or a huge bug that has met its sudden end. The ultimate form of "squished."

Hey, that big wood spider I just stepped on is majorly squishoid. Check out the carnage!

by JoeSpeak July 28, 2009

squishy mac

The result of letting your mac n' cheese noodles boil too long on the burner, making them squishy.

"Aw man, I let the noodles go too long, now I have squishy mac!"

cheese
food
mac n' cheese

by Janet Reno Jr. March 16, 2010