The Sperm Rail

The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.

J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."

by jasonjjung76 October 27, 2022

Sperm

• The unwanted product of copulation, makes babies.

- Joe, you have sperm on your face!
- That's because your mom doesn't swallow.

by kubik2233 March 21, 2017

Sperm burper

A skanky cock drinking flap jack ass bitch

Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up

by Newspaper June 27, 2022

Sperming

The act of finishing on or in someone

Ex: Childe was sperming all over Zhongli when Signora caught them having adult fun time

by Reafley September 16, 2021

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm

Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."

by Rising Star June 26, 2009

sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck

dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible

by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024