Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

sperm

formal way of saying cum

"my sperm shot in her vagina"

by , you don't need to know who November 21, 2021

Sperming

The act of finishing on or in someone

Ex: Childe was sperming all over Zhongli when Signora caught them having adult fun time

by Reafley September 16, 2021

Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey

Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.

by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021

He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm

Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.

by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021

sperm coat

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area

“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”

by KoofDillinger August 15, 2021

Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.

Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021