Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.

Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy

by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021

shotgun style

When you masturbate (grabbing your gun), get hard(reloading) and shoot your cum into someone (shooting the bullets)

Idfk what shotgun style is

by ReDsUsPiocIOS September 2, 2023

Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.

"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."

by nervous_child May 19, 2020

Triplebarrel Shotgun

The ultimate shotgun for dibbsing or aquirering the last say or best position.

"I shotgun front seat"
"I doublebarrel shotgun front seat"
"I triplebarrel shotgun front seat"

I.e the last person gets the front seat.

by StevenAWESOMENESS July 21, 2010

Shotgun

Basically calling "dibs" on some sexy piece of meat.

"Mmm, check out that piece of ass! I'd ride him in a minute. Shotgun!"

by just_yo_mama January 21, 2015

shotgun

to cut open the side of a beer and chug it

only the real ones can shotgun in 5 seconds

by period<3 August 3, 2020

Cootchie Shotgun

To take a hit from a hookah/water pipe, blow the smoke into a girls vagina and have her queef it back out.

You've never really shotgunned with your girl until you've done a cootchie shotgun.

by itscheesepuff September 29, 2019