Scott

He has big blue eyes; they're the first thing you notice about him. The second thing is his voice, which is deep and unique and doesn't match up to his laugh, that sounds like a kid's. He's incredibly driven, and doesn't like to do nothing. You can tell he's going to be successful because he's passionate about everything he does. He will always take care of you. He knows you like a book and can always tell when you're sad, which he then stops at nothing to change. He's your first love, he's your high school highlight, he's your world.

"she loves him cause he's scott"

by mf0915 February 10, 2013

russ scott

A fat piece of human waste, commonly refered to as a person. His nervous state is almost as infamous as his bullshit stories to make himself look "cool"

Russ:"This dude came into my house and I pulled out my 9 and my 10 and I said get out before I bust a cap. Then I got shot but I was okay enough to go to a party and fuck three girls at once."

by jim bob krew September 19, 2004

Uncle Scott

one badass uncle. teacher of viking warlords and crushing midgets with sausage fingers.

sausage fingers, uncle scott

by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009

Scott

A self-proclaimed asshole, one who can initially impress others and genuinely appear to be a nice guy.

(Note: the above claim has in fact been independently verified by multiple individuals on several occasions.)

Scott: "I know I'm an asshole. I always have been."
"I'm really sorry, I can be such an ass."

by NonexistentOne September 22, 2009

dirty scott

To masterbait with an un-know substance , such as snot from nose , or car oil , or things found on the table at lunch and use it as a "dirty scott"

We found some slimy stuff on the ground so i did a dirty scott

by Josh whaileer February 17, 2008

Scott morrison

An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)

How good is Australia? - scott morrison

by how good is corruption? October 13, 2020

Scoott

Exceedingly funny, Wicked cute, Easy to talk to, one of the best people to stay up with.

Scoott is my favourite American

by Knickersuk February 2, 2007