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Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.
Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
by Opa Opa September 30, 2025
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Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is
by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025
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Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
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Schrodinger's freak

Someone who, depending on whether observed or not, will exhibit freak-like behaviour.
"Look at Schrodinger's freak over there, cooking naked in the kitchen."
by dihrac October 28, 2025
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Schrodinger‘s pajama day

When you are supposed to dress in special/informal way for an event, but you don’t know if anyone is going to do it until you show up to that event.
Everyone is supposed to wear their Halloween costumes to work tomorrow, if I do and nobody else does, I’ll look stupid, if I don’t and everyone else wears theirs, I’ll stick out like a sore thumb, it’s a Schrodinger‘s pajama day
by Givebill October 30, 2025
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Schrödinger's Gender

A term used to describe a character that is never referred to as he or she, but isn't confirmed to be non-binary, and thus only becomes one of the 3 when one observes them
Dude: Bro I love Frisk she's so cool
Bro: Dude
Dude: ?
Bro: Frisk is Schrödinger's Gender bro
Dude: Oooooh
by meowlmygoat November 2, 2025
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Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
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