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Salad Dodger

A person who has eaten more than their fair-share of chips, pies, cream cakes etc while avoiding the healthier and less fattening options. Also: Buffet Slayer, Lard Ass..
Oh my God - Look at her in the queue at the kebab van... She's a salad dodger and no mistake!
by Davey B. August 15, 2007
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Salad Shaker

A term that means loved one but people make fake definitions to harass Millie Bobby Brown and Jacob Sartorius when Millie posted an Instagram story saying 'best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius'

Some fake definitions include 'licking the inside of ones butthole' or 'when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it wildly'

Do not believe these you insane ass bitch...
by Rachel Is A Dumbass May 23, 2018
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Taco Salad

The feminine form of tea-bagging. To taco salad someone.
Nancy gave Jimmy a taco salad, asserting her dominance.
by menandore February 26, 2013
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Salad Cream

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.
person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"
by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011
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crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.
i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.
by "the ryan" October 28, 2007
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frogeye salad

The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.
"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."
by the clam man June 26, 2009
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kale salad

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"
by arden69420 February 16, 2017
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