shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.
by shrek my bf December 31, 2022
Get the shrekmug. Shrek is a being from space he saved many lifes and of course the onions he always was there .He was also in a anime ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0a27UWy8k so yeah praise shrek and all the onion army
Shrek: 私はそれをやった私はすべての玉ねぎを救った
by Noah The SHrek April 29, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
by Robin Chris April 20, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. (noun)
The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023
Get the Dubious Shrekmug. by asdfsadfsadfsdafasdfasdfsafdf June 22, 2021
Get the Shrek Heremug. by jjjjjccccwww March 3, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. by rhmpe December 20, 2022
Get the Hunky shrek stole my livermug.