by Araminthia November 10, 2021
Get the Slug Rubbermug. when you take three of your blankets you have had for your entire life and rub them against your penis until you cum and piss at the same time
by kingrubber March 19, 2024
Get the rubbermug. A person or group of people who act tuff, but in all reality are scared, an will bow there heads an avoid eye contact form altercations that they started.
Aye man, I heard Danny talking like he wants to fight with you?
Sheesh, don’t you know Danny is a rubber duck, he’s all talk an no bite.
Sheesh, don’t you know Danny is a rubber duck, he’s all talk an no bite.
by Zd2syko May 23, 2021
Get the Rubber duckmug. person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out
person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016
Get the rubber bandmug. Used as a substitute for 'mother fucking'.
by Reginald VanDeKamp March 10, 2009
Get the rubber duckinmug. Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
Get the Rubber Walrus Protectorsmug. Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 9, 2023
Get the rubber checkmug.