blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016

Luke Poddington

The epitome of a heterosexual white male. Is sexual demon and can wank 12 times a day and still work hard after.

Wow I want to be like Luke Poddington

by Jack Ryan Howard September 1, 2020

Euro-Pudding

The average, mundane and totally mediocre music sung by (Eastern) Europeans at the Eurovision Song Contest. Usually lacking originality and style, and usually sung with some sort of hideous dance-routine accompaniment, such as two male ballet dancers gyrating whilst wearing fish masks.

Person One: Did you watch the Eurovision Song Contest Last Night? What did you think of Lithuania?
Person Two: It was total euro-pudding, mate.

by Effrescini April 27, 2011

padding

The act of driving around late at night with your friends and sticking menstrual pads onto signs, cars, and mailboxes, usually whilst stoned. There are three people usually: The driver who is in charge of pulling up close to the object and turning off the headlights, the passenger, who gets out and sticks the pad to the object, and the person in the backseat who unwraps the pads.

"We clearly have no life since we just spend 73 dollars on pads at Walmart to go padding.."

by Kayla Dayngerous May 16, 2013

Pudding Dildo Flash Mob

A method that has been used against anti-gay attacks by the WBC to gross them out and make them sick to their stomachs, stifling their spirit.

The idea is to use a large dildo to scoop pudding out of a bowl and eat it.

Some protesters may swirl vanilla into the mix.

I heard the WBC is coming to a school in our area... Let's get a Pudding Dildo Flash Mob together!

by Jnet9102 September 20, 2011

scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011