poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

poke smocker

Pot smoker

That guy is a heavy poke smocker.

by talminator June 25, 2016

Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

by Bartolona August 13, 2018

Polar Poke

When a man goes for a polar plunge swim in cold water, and right after has raw sex with his partner. Warming his entire body from the ‘box heater’ For the woman it is like fucking an icicle. Also referred to as the ‘Antarctic Sun Spot’

Babe once I get out of this Ice bath, lets have a good ol’ fashion Polar Poke.

by Fritz May 29, 2020

poke

Secret code word for smoking while in smoking prohibited locations such as school, church, or Lisa's house.

"this sermon is BOGUS man, let's poke"
"The bitch is home, let's go poke out back."

by Oxycodiene June 25, 2008

Poke

To beat up and rob somebody.

“I poked his ass and came up with a new iPhone”

by BakedNoBeans August 14, 2019

Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023