bad parent

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

by alphahooker March 11, 2008

parentnoia

parentnoia

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy anti-AMERICAN in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.
The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.

"So many of my friends' sons & daughters have been murdered becayse of this liar that, I have parentnoia about what they about my little toddlers so they can force them into their invented war."

by REAL AMERICAN July 10, 2005

the Fairly odd parents

Cracked up tv show about a stupid 10 year old kid and his equally cracked up "God Parents" who grant his every wish. Of course he wishes for fun and adventure every episode. I dont know about you but I would wish for Jessica Simpson as my love slave. That would be all the fun and adventure that I would ever need. I'd also wish for world domination and a jet pack. If you ask me that kid is pretty retarded.

Typical episode.

Timmy: DO0DZ GIVE ME DA SMARTZZ!

Wanda: DAT NOT GOOD IDEA!!11!!ONE!

Cosmo: I LUV DICKZ!!!

Wanda: *THWACK*

Cosmo: *insert unfunny line and joke used 5 times earlier here*

by the fonz January 28, 2005

Parvez

a flighty, an unreliable, stubborn, greedy, sleazy and abusive person. A person who is jealous when someone has more than them and covets what does not belong to them; does not share if they are blessed and like to hoard; also like to live off others.

She left her abusive husband because he went parvez on her and the kids.

by Martini Shaken February 16, 2010

God parent

Someone who treat the kids as there spends time with the kid and is there for the kid money wise when real parents can't or just need a little help

Jj god mama is going to buy him diapers . Lisa & Jake are jj god parents . Jake is his god dad

by Jabae moore September 25, 2015

Gentle Parenting

When a parent practices a lack of parenting and giving the child what it wants when it wants it, and refuses to do anything the child doesn't like or take any advice to help them almost always using this technique as the excuse.

I need to give my child a bath, but he doesn't like it so he doesn't get bathed because I practice GENTLE PARENTING.

by Rhodamanthus October 8, 2016

parento

another word for your ding dong

I don't think your parento will fit in there....

by eric paterson February 27, 2009