Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

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Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

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drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

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Phone Parade

One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)

The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.

"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"

by Professor Faggot Q. Boring May 31, 2006

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