A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 4, 2006

by Zach artman June 30, 2016

Another name for the Xbox One. Confusing menu, forces you to pay online just to play free games, and most of all, it features trash exclusives like Halo 5, Sea of Thieves, and State of Decay. There's literally no reason to get a Gaybox One because their games are on PC anyway. Meanwhile, Sony is nailing it with the PS4 exclusives.
by STGamer February 1, 2019

by that dozen April 30, 2005

A one-upper is someone who always has to be bigger and better than everyone else. If you say you are drunk, they exclaim with how much more they have drank than you.
Although Matt may seem mediocre, he is actually a one-upper; He must always top your story with one of his own.
by Drew Workman January 3, 2008

by Melazzle April 11, 2010

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
by mason+ok! January 8, 2020
