nail fu

Ancient spanish fighting style when nails are used as weaponry

Watch out I know nail fu!

by duudewersdf June 9, 2011

Coke nails

When a person has those really long, almost useless fingernail(s) that could only be good for one thing, snorting cocaine.

Look at the amount of drugs she can fit on her coke nails!!

by Hmblondie August 25, 2013

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

nailed

(vpt.) fucked very hard, quite probably with pleasurable pain, as the root “nail” would indicate. Some small injury may result.

“Jonas nailed me so hard last night that he tore my arse a bit. That nailing is gonna make it hard to shit for a few days.”

by Frozen Prevert October 18, 2024

on the nail

without delay, on time (about payment; informal)

Usually, once I receive a bill, I pay it on the nail.

by vovahuevo September 24, 2017